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Caros seguidores desta aventura chamada Roma,

Aconteceu agora mesmo um episódio insólito! Estava a pensar em mais algum adjectivo mas não encontro... caricato talvez...
Como sabem, este primeiro capítulo entitula-se de "sobrevivência / a procura de casa". Inserido nesta procura enviamos uns e-mails, como é logico, tendo um sido ontem à noite para um apartamento estupidamente barato para o mercado romano! 500 mocas por um apartamento. Cheirou a esturro...

Hoje tivemos resposta e passo a citar integralmente:

Thank you for you intrested in our property i am glad to hear from you my name is Ashely Mary the owner of the property so due to my wife sickness so will the country for a christian missionary work in WEST AFRICA so before will left will planing to sale the propery but will think over it for one week before will left so will think it will not be okay by seling our property out so will decide to rent the property out for a god fearing person and not a smooking and drinking person who wil demage our property.we are not after the money for the rent but want it to be clean all the time .So for now,I am in WEST AFRICA in our new flat and also I am with the keys and documents of the flat,we tried to look for an agent that we can give this documents before we left but could not see and we dont want the flat to be used any how in our absence that is why we took the keys and documents along with us here and as you know that,I and my family are in the WEST AFRICA on a christian mission of God all because of the sickness,so i hope you will promise us to take very good care of the flat but your absolute maintenance of my flat is most important thing.So get back to me on how you could take care of our flat or perhaps experience you have in renting a flat.Note that the rent is going to be (500Euro) per month No extra fees.I will like you to give me a call on this effect to know how serious you are.Hope you are okay with the price ,airconditioning,alarm system. ,refrigerator-freezer,four hob and oven, microwave, dishwasherand washing machine and Dryer and i will want you to get back to me with the application form below.
======== RENT APPLICATION FORM ========
========= PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL ========
Also,Pls answer these questions below:
1)Your Full Name______________________________________
2)Present Address(where you reside now) & Phone
Number_______________________________
3)How old are you _____________________________
4)Are you married ______________________________ _____
5)How many people will be living in the flat ___________________________
6)Do you have a pet _________________________________________
7)Do you have a car __________________________________________
8)Occupation _________________________________________________
9)What is your religion ____________________________________________
10)How long are you willing to stay
_________________________________________
11)When do you intend to move in _________________________________________
12)1 month Or 2 month deposit needed ______________________________________

Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i canhave itin my file incase of issuing the receipt in your name andcontactingyou.Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how toget the keysand the documents to you, please we are giving you all thisbased on trustand again i want you to stick to your words,We areputting everything into Gods hand,so please do not let us down in thisproperty of ours and God bless you more as you do this Please note that you will be viewing the flat from outside and won'tbe able to inspect the Interior because the keys and the documents tothe flatare with me here and It is located on acool, quiet and safe neighbourhood.
Thanks and god bless you..
IN GOD WE TRUST

Engraçado que este não nos pediu para ir à Escócia buscar a chave como uma notícia que vinha no jornal mas ficava la perto!!! Para os leitores menos confiantes, relembramos que os nossos heróis são conscientes e não fazem pagamentos em avanço nem compram casas sem ver!

Soube bem este episódio para animar os dias comparáveis apenas ao deserto do sahara mas com montes de gente e igrejas e cacas antigas em cada 7 passos. Parecia que nada nos calhava bem ultimamente mas parece que o azar tem sentido de humor!

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